Top 10 reasons to date an Italian:
1. They know how to cook Italian Food.
2. They like garlic.
3. They know how to grow tomatoes.
4. The men have broad shoulders.
5. They have good race cars. (Ferrari)
6. They have good leather goods.
7. They have a beautiful country to visit.
8. The wine is good.
9. They have hot blood.
10. They like opera.
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Intentional Partnership Newsletter
Author - Carwin Dover, Intentional Partnerships
Coaching Tips for Your Marriage
Top Ten Reasons to Date Your Spouse Frequently:
1. Marriage Relationships are Dynamic.
They are alive and always changing. They need to be fed and stimulated to stay alive.
2. There is always something new about your spouse.
Dating is a good way to create a safe environment. Your spouse is more likely to let you know "what's new!"
3. Invest in the future.
Just like a savings account--it is easier to add a little to an existing account and watch it grow than to start a new one from scratch. That's because the interest grows exponentially over time.
4. You Got Married Because You Dated!
It only stands to reason that a good way to stay married is to keep dating.
5. Marriage can be Compared to a Set of Tires.
During the course of driving, there is always wear and tear. Dating serves to maintain alignment, balance and pressure. When done well, your marriage will last a lifetime.
6. Dating is an Opportunity to Focus.
Day in and day out, distractions pull your attention away from your spouse. Dates help refocus on the person at the top of your priority list.
7. Remember the Good Times!
A good date will often bring up pre-marriage memories. Recalling memories can generate anticipation for your next meeting.
8. Create Your Future.
Dates lay the framework for future family gatherings. Great dates attract your spouse and family to want to spend time with you.
9. Laughter is the Best Medicine.
Reader's Digest says so! It must be true. Laughing together makes it possible to hurt together when you must.
10. Remind Your Spouse, "I Love You!"
There are many ways to say, "I love you!" A date is one of the special ways to honor your spouse.
Try it this week!
Set up 5 dates with your spouse for the next four weeks. Reserve them. Plan. Anticipate. Have fun!
Top ten reasons to date an ultimate player:
10. If he dumps you, it's only to swing.
9. His hammer is really long.
8. His flow is impeccable.
7. He'll tell you when it's up.
6. He lets you pull it so he can get ready to score.
5. He'll stay on you for ten intense seconds.
4. If he breaks you, you're screwed.
3. He'll go deep on every play.
2. He doesn't wait for it; he comes to.
1. He'll go at it with you till he scores 15 times.
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Top reasons to date a track girl:
1. We are qualified to perform in many posistions.
2. We like gettin' drilled (to make us better).
3. We are good at handlin' the stick/baton.
4. We'll do whatever to get to the finish line.
5. Our thick thighs help us stay on top of things.
6. Long distance runners like to fo lon and hard and sprinters like to go short and fast but all good runners can do both.
7. Thanks to our endurance, we're like the energizer bunny... We keep Goin'..and goin'...
8. We want our opponent to finish last.
9. We go hard from start to finish.
10. Our timing is jsut right.
11. WE RUN THINGS!!!!
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Top ten reasons to date a cheerleader:
1. Can bend into any position.
2. Likes to ride it to the top.
3. Always tight.
4. Knows how to use the hips.
5. Knows how to shake her pompoms.
6. Screams loud when excited.
7. Keeps going until she hits it.
8. Not scared to perform in front of an audience.
9. Never gets tired.
10. No matter how long and hard it is ... they do it with a smile!
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Ten reasons to date a track runner:
10. Track runners are very handy in emergency situations. Ran out of gas 16 miles from the nearest town? Got lost somewhere in Yellowstone National Park’s 1 million acres? Send the track runner for help. Your date may turn out to be your best chance of survival.
9. Any good track runner will never leave home without adequate hydration. When amusement parks request six dollars and the rights to your first born child just for a fancy bottle of water, your honey will be ready with a bottle from home tucked sneakily into a jacket pocket.
8. Track runners are energetic to a fault. Harness this energy and use it for a worthy cause, such as a variety of home improvement projects that beg to be done.
7. They get up ridiculously early to pound out 10 miles before dawn. Though at first glance this would seem a drawback, in reality it is your ticket to a glorious morning. Without your significant other tugging on the sheets, your last few hours of sleep will be peaceful. With any luck, your little track runner will prepare your coffee, scoop up the newspaper before the neighbor’s dog does, and deposit both at your bedside.
6. Track runners are excellent at running in circles. When your sheep break free of the pasture and no herding dog can be found, you will be ready with an excellent replacement.
5. Should you ever be stuck on a desert island, your track runner will be able to spear you an endless supply of fish with such excellent javelin skills.
4. Track runners have discipline. This means that you do not need it. When the kids require someone to hover over them and force them to do homework, your significant other will be perfect for the job.
3. Running track prepares the body for a variety of physical assaults. So whatever your favorite sport happens to be, your honey will be well prepared to engage in it with you.
2. Flexibility. Useful in a variety of interesting situations.
1. Track runners have an endless supply of comfortable clothing to exercise in. This you will steal and put to good use while lounging on the couch with a pint of ice cream...
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Top ten reasons to date a band member:
10. Were good with our fingers.
9. We practice tonguing daily.
8. We remember every move and rhyhym we make.
7. We can b real quite or REAL LOUD.
6. We are really good a hitting our spots.
5. We love to bang things.
4. We always take long dark bus rides.
3. Well practice all day and all night.
2. When our lips get swore we keep on goin.
1. We’ve got more positions then football players.
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Top ten reasons to date outside your race:
10. The food.
9. First-hand, experimental analysis of sexual stereotypes.
8. Other people think you're open-minded and shit.
7. People in your own race look all the same.
6. For the ability to turn an otherwise dull evening at a dance club into a full-blown race riot.
5. So you can order something more interesting than chicken with cashew nuts without having to cart around a fucking dictionary.
4. The chance to see your future daughter step out of the shower in all her exotic, biracial glory.
3. A license to tell racist jokes as long as you top them off with: "That's ok, I'm going out with one."
2. To piss off the racist "diversity" advocates by fucking with the gene pool and helping to end the existence of races.
1. So you can say things like: "I'm a lover, not a hater", "What matters to me most is what's on the inside", and: "I like my women the way I like my food: Hot. Spicy. And with big fucking tits." Booya!
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Top eleven reasons to date a race car driver:
1. You don't always have to stay at home, and watch the race.
2. You can watch the race on the race track.
3. You can talk to the driver in person.
4. You can talk to you're favorite driver.
5. You can interact with them.
6. You can follow them wherever they go.
7. You can go to their hauler.
8. You can go to the race garage.
9. You can talk to different people.
10. You can say boogity boogity boogity, lol.
11. You can go to you're favorit driver's interview.
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Top Ten Reasons to Date an Asian Guy:
1. No hair-clogged drains.
2. Is used to putting raw meat in his mouth.
3. Sexual activity never overheard by neighbors, or you.
4. Body odor = boiled oranges (according to proto-homo Gore Vidal).
5. Can get raging drunk on one bottle of Bud.
6. Considers hairy backs "exotic".
7. Spiked hair can be used to open mail.
8. Secret desire to be Hello Kitty.
9. Has always been told "less is more".
10. Folds condom wrappers into fascinating animal shapes.
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