Top Ten reason not to date a hockey player:
1. They always wear protection, i would wear proctection too considering all that goes on during the after game shower.
2. They have great hands that includes using them to smack other guys asses in the shower and when they score.
3. They are used to scoring on other guys.
4. They have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bent a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina ... who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes?
5. They find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box.
6. They never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole.
7. They know how to use their wood like smacking it with other guys when they score.
8. Tthey have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks.
9. They know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have.
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way.
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3. They are used to scoring on other guys. - counts for all guy sports u dumbass
4. They have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bent a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina ... who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes? - full speed for fuckin a minute asshole get that right and u couldnt last 30 seconds
5. They find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box. - good one...NOT
6. They never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole. - another good one cuz we get ur bitch's asshole all the time
8. Tthey have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks. - at least we can find ours u fuck
9. They know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have. - another good one
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way. -straight into the girls pussy
ya ass hole at least hockey players dont were tight ass pants and spank each other like football players!! Now tell me who is gay!!
We use protection b/c were smart and dont because we dont wanna get hit by a flying 100 mile an hour object that could easily kill you!! Oh yea and we am for the holes not ass holes! I thought that was kinda obvious but i guess some people are just that stupid! I'd like to see the dumb ass to wrote this to try to play in the NHL, much less Mites b/c either way yuu would get your pussy ass kicked!! Soccer, baseball, basketball, football, are all easy b/c everyone knows how to run and catch a ball, kick a ball and throw it. Baseball just sucks, I shouldn't even have to explain that one. We are on the ice skating at fast as humanlly possible with pads that are pretty heavy, using a stick to control a little object while 5 other people on the opposing team are trying to check you as hard as they can but you are still excpected to keep posession of the puck and shoot in a small net that pretty much is cover by a big ass goalie!! Now you tell me who sucks dick b/c I'm pretty sure it is you bitch!! Go do ur steriods and performance enhancing drugs ass holes!!
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Fuck you polesmoker
im dating a hockey player and he seems to get it in pretty good.
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dumbass.
hockey players are homos
anyone whos talking shit, id like to see you go out there and skate hard for 1 minute. ud be over at the bench in 20 seconds,
Take all of the four major sports...hockey baseball basketball and football. you say hockey players are homos....football players run around in fucking spandex and tackle eachother. yea thats not homo at all
who ever wrote this...yeah about #6 sorry thats what u nd ur boyfriend do everynite
ur mom had no problem with it wen i was sniped it in her five hole... nd neither did ur sister
whoever said hockey players are homos ur the homo u think ur a tough guy for saying that put some hockey stuff on go on the ice nd i will gladly put u through the glass
People bag on the sport of hockey because they can't play it. And just because you play NHL 2010 every night, doesn't mean your a hockey player.
uhm guys why tha fuck do you mess around with sports? that's hilarious! I'm playin Baseball, Hockey, baseketball soccer golf kinda everything and eveything is fuckin hard on it's own SO FUCK OFF if you're like lil kids messin around each other with hilarious comments aight get grown
whoever wrote this is dumb as fuck...
Where do u get 2 minutes from... that's a long long ass shift... a normal shift is about 25-30 seconds and u wud get hit once and go off the ice crying so looks like ur the bitch... oh wait let me guess ur 6'9 and 290 pounds and ur a starting linebacker for the saints right ???
Hockey players are sexy as hell. If a guy told me he played hockey, he'd definitley be getting it my five hole.
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i wonder what sport you ply you fucking pussy youre probably just a fatass that sits at home all day. pussy.
Pfft. I like to see you put 50 pounds of equipment on and skate around Going full speed and still trying to score in a tiny little opening. Piss off.
Gay prick they r not like that at all probably every singal one of them could beat the shit out of u and I bet your just some fatass who dits on the couch all day
really? before you start chirping learn english. "sit on the bent" stupid people should be banned from using the internet. it makes the rest of us doubt society.
alos hockey is the only sport u can play and get into a fight go to the box get back on the ice and fight again.
Must be a soccer player
In response to #6 it seems to me that in football the players wear skin tight spandex pants and then bend over and put their hands between another mans legs to grab "the ball". They also seem to spank each other on the ass after every play. Hockey players bump helmets and bump gloves. And hockey is the only sport that the men drop gloves and mix it up by going rounds like a boxer. Never seen a basketball, baseball, or football player getting sent to a penalty box for beating someones ass and breaking their face. So until you put on 15 lbs of equipment and ice skates and go out on ice as smooth as glass and haul ass for 2 min at a time shooting a 5 inch puck at a net then after you do that maybe you can talk. Until then f#@* off moron!
hockey is the only sport you don't play with balls.... so stfu
Clearly someone who has never tried skating before learn about the game before assuming fuck face
LMFAO All these hockey players getting triggered so hard. They hate when people make gay jokes becuase they know they are gay, and act on it in the showers, but cant bring it out on the outside. Yet they are so quick to call people a fag, even though they are one. Hockey players smell absolutely terrible, even when they havent played, are missing the majority of their teeth, and dont contribute anything to society. Ooooo you can shot a hockey puck, lets priase them like theyre a god, what a joke. Doctors and people who actuslly make a difference in the world should be praised, not these assholes.
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