Top 10 Reasons to Date a Member of the GVG

Top ten reasons to date a member of the GVG:

10. We might be desperate enough to put out, but only on the second date.

9. Priestess has nice tits.

8. We like taking pictures of our boobs.

7. Trae's never going to sleep with you men folk gabbers anyway.

6. We might be willing to experiment.

5. Same with Roofie.

4. We're whores of some sort.

3. Nudity's fun too.

2. We won't be dissapointed in bed because we don't know that your penis is actually smaller than average.

1. Hell, we'll be relieved that it isn't purple.

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Top ten reasons to date a band member:

10. Were good with our fingers.

9. We practice tonguing daily.

8. We remember every move and rhyhym we make.

7. We can b real quite or REAL LOUD.

6. We are really good a hitting our spots.

5. We love to bang things.

4. We always take long dark bus rides.

3. Well practice all day and all night.

2. When our lips get swore we keep on goin.

1. We’ve got more positions then football players.

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