10 Reasons To Date A Guy That Lives At Home

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10 reasons to date a guy that lives at home:

With the movie Failure to Launch out, every publication in the country is scrambling to run a story poking fun at men in their 30s still living at home. Although I busted my ex-boyfriend's chops about not moving out by the time he was 30, the truth is-now I envy him. As a 29-year-old marketing manager who's been living on her own since college, I live paycheck to paycheck. Often, I barely make it. So if you meet a man that lives with his parents, here are ten reasons why you shouldn't necessarily run:

1. Since he's not stressing about rent or a mortgage payment, you will never feel guilty letting him pick up the tab for--um, EVERYTHING.

2. The chance you might get caught fooling around on his couch will make you feel like you're 16 all over again. Plus the fear of his parents lurking offers free birth control.

3. You can be pretty sure he's not bringing home some drunken floozy from the local bar. He can't take the chance that she might help herself to more than his family jewels.

4. His fridge is always fully stocked and not with beer, but with mom's homemade tuna casserole. It sure beats the moldy surprises living in your fridge.

5. He can snag spare toilet paper, paper towels, Windex and Scrubbing Bubbles from his parent's supply for when you're running low.

6. His Superman sheets will bring out the Wonder Woman in you.

7. You'll inevitably meet his parents long before he would deem necessary. Get mom downloaded with the hottest tunes on her iPod and assure dad that even at his age, he's better-looking than his son. Getting in good with them will work wonders for the longevity of your relationship.

8. He's not consumed with household duties, so he has more time for you and your fix up needs--like painting your toenails.

9. "When will I see him again?" will vanish from your vocabulary. Hanging at your place means he gets to escape from mom and dad, so consider him your new roommate.

10. There may be some truth to his claim of saving for a down payment for that estate in East Hampton, complete with Olympic-size swimming pool, private movie theater, basketball court and its own private lake. You never know.

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