Ten reasons NOT to date a hockey player - 2:
1. They think periods ONLY last 15-20 minutes.
2. They can find the opening and get it in, after the 10th try.
3. They are used to scoring on GUYS.
4. They have great hands from smacking guy’s ASSES.
5. They have long sticks with a SLIGHT CURVE at the end.
6. They need someone to help "ASSIST" them in scoring.
7. They know how to use their wood, because they play with it ALL the time.
8. They can only last for 3 rounds.
9. They are always there for the REBOUND.
10. Because the only time they WANT to wear protection is on the ice.
10 Reason Not To Date A Hockey Player
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
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someones a former puck bunny
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