16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider

16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider:

1. We have 4 speeds and many positions.

2. We wear tight pants and tall boots.

3. We love getting dirty.

4. We know how to ride our mounts.

5. We perform well with animals.

6. We like to be in control.

7. We’ll ride it for hours.

8. We know how to handle a big girth.

9. We get off easy.

10. We’re always on top.

11. We like it rough.

12. We have our legs spread all day long.

13. We love using whips.

14. Stradling is our natural position.

15. We don’t mind being bucked around.

16. Endurance riders do it longer.

P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!

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1 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

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