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Top Ten Reasons to Date a Genealogist
10. He'll consider your family's long history of violent criminal behavior a selling point.
9. He'll always remember your anniversary — even after you dump him.
8. He'll actually enjoy spending time with your immigrant grandparents.
7. Most of the guys he hangs out with are Mormons.
6. He'll do your taxes if you say, "Imagine! Our great - grandchildren might read these records someday!"
5. The grass stains on his pants really do come from crawling around in cemeteries.
4. He'll cry at sappy movies — but only if somebody dies intestate.
3. He can find out the real ages of all your girlfriends.
2. He won't look at another woman — unless her obituary includes a photograph.
1. You can use his Ancestry.com membership while he's in the shower.
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