Top Ten Reasons to Date a Suicide Ranger:
by Aimless
10. You'll always get free food at the casino buffet.
9. "How" isn't just a question but a greeting!
8. He'll always have long rambling stories about how funny he is so no awkward silences.
7. Free tomatoes after every gig!
6. With a name like "Suicide" you are guaranteed no messy commitment.
5. He has a GREAT little bit about how he got his name.
4. You'll get to hear his bit about how he got his name A LOT.
3. Did he ever tell you the one about how he got his name??
2. He has a great view on "stealing" vs. "re-writing".
and the NUMBER ONE REASON FOR DATING SUICIDE RANGER...
1. See when a child is born it is the father's job to head out into nature and name the child after the fist thing his family grew up in the suburbs, so his sisters have names like "Jumping Rope" and "Little Big wheel” his brother's name is "Running Hose” You can call him "Crazy Neighbor” He had a nephew who was born at night and his name is "Peeping Tom".
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