Top ten reasons to date your right hand:
10. Doesn't care what movie you see, and means it.
9. Always puts out.
8. Goes everywhere with you.
7. No jealousy issues from the Left.
6. Has no lotion preference.
5. Knows your dick as well as you do.
4. Doesn't require contraceptives.
3. Has no qualms with "The stranger".
2. Won't cheat on you with your best friend.
And the number 1 reason...
It knows that your birthday is your anniversary, and won't get mad if you got too drunk to remember.
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