Top Ten Reasons to Date an Asian Guy:
1. No hair-clogged drains.
2. Is used to putting raw meat in his mouth.
3. Sexual activity never overheard by neighbors, or you.
4. Body odor = boiled oranges (according to proto-homo Gore Vidal).
5. Can get raging drunk on one bottle of Bud.
6. Considers hairy backs "exotic".
7. Spiked hair can be used to open mail.
8. Secret desire to be Hello Kitty.
9. Has always been told "less is more".
10. Folds condom wrappers into fascinating animal shapes.
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1 comment(s):
Let me guess the guy who posted this is a raging homo with a fetish for Asian guys? (A.K.A. "Rice Queen")
Too typical.
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