10 Reasons NOT To Date A Hockey Player - 2

Ten reasons NOT to date a hockey player - 2:

1. They think periods ONLY last 15-20 minutes.

2. They can find the opening and get it in, after the 10th try.

3. They are used to scoring on GUYS.

4. They have great hands from smacking guy’s ASSES.

5. They have long sticks with a SLIGHT CURVE at the end.

6. They need someone to help "ASSIST" them in scoring.

7. They know how to use their wood, because they play with it ALL the time.

8. They can only last for 3 rounds.

9. They are always there for the REBOUND.

10. Because the only time they WANT to wear protection is on the ice.

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1. They always wear protection, i would wear proctection too considering all that goes on during the after game shower.

2. They have great hands that includes using them to smack other guys asses in the shower and when they score.

3. They are used to scoring on other guys.

4. They have great stamina even though they have to go out ever 2 minutes and sit on the bent a take a rest that sure is lots and lots and lots of stamina ... who the hell else could skate around for 2 minutes?

5. They find the opening and get it in...an opening to the penalty box.

6. They never miss the target, and their target just happens to be the asshole.

7. They know how to use their wood like smacking it with other guys when they score.

8. Tthey have long sticks, long but skinny as hell, the needle sticks.

9. They know when to play rough, and that is why the average score of a hockey game is more than they average number of teeth they have.

10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls, and hockey players only know how to score on other guys letting their stick lead the way.

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Ten Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:

1. They always wear protection.

2. They have great hands.

3. They are used to scoring.

4. They have great stamina.

5. They find the opening and get it in.

6. They never miss the target.

7. They know how to use their wood.

8. They have long sticks.

9. They know when to play rough.

10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

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