Top 10 Reasons to Date Outside Your Race

by Jason Roth
Top ten reasons to date outside your race:

10. The food.

9. First-hand, experimental analysis of sexual stereotypes.

8. Other people think you're open-minded and shit.

7. People in your own race look all the same.

6. For the ability to turn an otherwise dull evening at a dance club into a full-blown race riot.

5. So you can order something more interesting than chicken with cashew nuts without having to cart around a fucking dictionary.

4. The chance to see your future daughter step out of the shower in all her exotic, biracial glory.

3. A license to tell racist jokes as long as you top them off with: "That's ok, I'm going out with one."

2. To piss off the racist "diversity" advocates by fucking with the gene pool and helping to end the existence of races.

1. So you can say things like: "I'm a lover, not a hater", "What matters to me most is what's on the inside", and: "I like my women the way I like my food: Hot. Spicy. And with big fucking tits." Booya!

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Top eleven reasons to date a race car driver:

1. You don't always have to stay at home, and watch the race.

2. You can watch the race on the race track.

3. You can talk to the driver in person.

4. You can talk to you're favorite driver.

5. You can interact with them.

6. You can follow them wherever they go.

7. You can go to their hauler.

8. You can go to the race garage.

9. You can talk to different people.

10. You can say boogity boogity boogity, lol.

11. You can go to you're favorit driver's interview.

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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Race Car Driver:

1. They have strong fingers.

2. They always know when to slow down and speed up.

3. They have tremendous stamina and endurance.

4. They always wear proper protection.

5. They have the fastest 'lap' times.

6. They know how to work their tools.

7. They Love getting dirty.

8. The harder and faster they go the better.

9. They know how to work around tight areas with ease.

10. They're always practicing so they can become better.

Someone else added # 11 which I think is the best one...

11. They know when to bump you in the right place to get you going.

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