12 reasons to date a dancer:
1. We’re always open to new moves & positions.
2. We perform to please the crowd.
3. We love an audience.
4. We’re very flexible.
5. We show off our legs.
6. We’re tight...physically fit.
7. We’re seductive.
8. We like being videotaped to improve ourselves.
9. We work hard to get things just right.
10. We do what we’re told.
11. We enjoy doing hard thing.
12. We work in mysterious ways.
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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Race Car Driver:
1. They have strong fingers.
2. They always know when to slow down and speed up.
3. They have tremendous stamina and endurance.
4. They always wear proper protection.
5. They have the fastest 'lap' times.
6. They know how to work their tools.
7. They Love getting dirty.
8. The harder and faster they go the better.
9. They know how to work around tight areas with ease.
10. They're always practicing so they can become better.
Someone else added # 11 which I think is the best one...
11. They know when to bump you in the right place to get you going.
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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Basketball Player:
1. We drive hard.
2. When the horn blows we stop.
3. We take our time.
4. We get a break and then got for it again.
5. When we have a open basket we go for it.
6. Our coach alwayz tell us 2 take it 2 the hole.
7. We try not 2 foul out.
8. We alwayz try 2 score.
9. We can turn pro.
10. And we can dunk hard.
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16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider:
1. We have 4 speeds and many positions.
2. We wear tight pants and tall boots.
3. We love getting dirty.
4. We know how to ride our mounts.
5. We perform well with animals.
6. We like to be in control.
7. We’ll ride it for hours.
8. We know how to handle a big girth.
9. We get off easy.
10. We’re always on top.
11. We like it rough.
12. We have our legs spread all day long.
13. We love using whips.
14. Stradling is our natural position.
15. We don’t mind being bucked around.
16. Endurance riders do it longer.
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
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Ten reasons to date a dirt bike rider:
1. We are good with our hands.
2. We can go for long periods without taking a break.
3. We like to get dirty.
4. We can take a pounding.
5. We like to go fast.
6. Once we fall down we get right back up.
7. We are ready to go after a quick fuel up.
8. Skill is definite.
9. Our timing is perfect.
10. Protection doesnt slow us down.
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10 Reasons to Date an Engineer - 2:
The world does revolve around us. We pick the coordinate system.
Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.
We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.
Your parents will approve.
Help with your math homework.
Can calculate head pressure.
Looks good on a resume.
Free body diagrams.
High starting salary.
Extremely good looking wall (with degrees).
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Top ten reasons to date an engineer:
10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.
5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification.
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
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Top ten reasons to date a dancer:
1. We can do it in many positions.
2. We have perfect technique, good rhythm and great hip rotation.
3. We're used to having bruises on our knees.
4. We're used to performing in very little clothing.
5. Underwear doesn't get in the way because we don't wear any.
6. Straddling is our natural position.
7. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again.
8. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
9. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
10. And of course Flexibility imagine the possibilities.
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10 reasons to date a guy that lives at home:
With the movie Failure to Launch out, every publication in the country is scrambling to run a story poking fun at men in their 30s still living at home. Although I busted my ex-boyfriend's chops about not moving out by the time he was 30, the truth is-now I envy him. As a 29-year-old marketing manager who's been living on her own since college, I live paycheck to paycheck. Often, I barely make it. So if you meet a man that lives with his parents, here are ten reasons why you shouldn't necessarily run:
1. Since he's not stressing about rent or a mortgage payment, you will never feel guilty letting him pick up the tab for--um, EVERYTHING.
2. The chance you might get caught fooling around on his couch will make you feel like you're 16 all over again. Plus the fear of his parents lurking offers free birth control.
3. You can be pretty sure he's not bringing home some drunken floozy from the local bar. He can't take the chance that she might help herself to more than his family jewels.
4. His fridge is always fully stocked and not with beer, but with mom's homemade tuna casserole. It sure beats the moldy surprises living in your fridge.
5. He can snag spare toilet paper, paper towels, Windex and Scrubbing Bubbles from his parent's supply for when you're running low.
6. His Superman sheets will bring out the Wonder Woman in you.
7. You'll inevitably meet his parents long before he would deem necessary. Get mom downloaded with the hottest tunes on her iPod and assure dad that even at his age, he's better-looking than his son. Getting in good with them will work wonders for the longevity of your relationship.
8. He's not consumed with household duties, so he has more time for you and your fix up needs--like painting your toenails.
9. "When will I see him again?" will vanish from your vocabulary. Hanging at your place means he gets to escape from mom and dad, so consider him your new roommate.
10. There may be some truth to his claim of saving for a down payment for that estate in East Hampton, complete with Olympic-size swimming pool, private movie theater, basketball court and its own private lake. You never know.
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Top 10 reasons to date a gymnast:
1. We can do the splits.
2. We go for 6 hours.
3. We can move any way you want us to.
4. We are VERY flexible.
5. We wear tight uniforms/leotards.
6. We medal every time.
7. We get perfect 10's.
8. We get it absolutely perfect before we do it.
9. We do everything were not scared lol.
10. We dont quit we do it forever.
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10. He'll consider your family's long history of violent criminal behavior a selling point.
9. He'll always remember your anniversary — even after you dump him.
8. He'll actually enjoy spending time with your immigrant grandparents.
7. Most of the guys he hangs out with are Mormons.
6. He'll do your taxes if you say, "Imagine! Our great - grandchildren might read these records someday!"
5. The grass stains on his pants really do come from crawling around in cemeteries.
4. He'll cry at sappy movies — but only if somebody dies intestate.
3. He can find out the real ages of all your girlfriends.
2. He won't look at another woman — unless her obituary includes a photograph.
1. You can use his Ancestry.com membership while he's in the shower.
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Ten reasons NOT to date a hockey player - 2:
1. They think periods ONLY last 15-20 minutes.
2. They can find the opening and get it in, after the 10th try.
3. They are used to scoring on GUYS.
4. They have great hands from smacking guy’s ASSES.
5. They have long sticks with a SLIGHT CURVE at the end.
6. They need someone to help "ASSIST" them in scoring.
7. They know how to use their wood, because they play with it ALL the time.
8. They can only last for 3 rounds.
9. They are always there for the REBOUND.
10. Because the only time they WANT to wear protection is on the ice.
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